{"product_id":"sober","title":"SOBER","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Do you believe me? Good. I don't believe myself either.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eSometimes, the best disguise is a single, simple word. Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"59\"\u003e\"SOBER\"\u003c\/b\u003e tee plays a dangerous game with expectations. The playful, arched typography in vibrant yellow looks almost innocent—a sharp, cynical contrast to the harsh reality of the morning after or the underlying nihilism of your daily grind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eWhether you’re truly walking the path of clarity or finding the dark irony in wearing this while ordering your third Gin \u0026amp; Tonic, this shirt is for the ones who know that \"sobriety\" is often just a matter of perspective (or the time of day). In a world intoxicated by its own ego, being \"Sober\" is the ultimate outsider's stance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eIt’s the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"9\"\u003eEmpty Barrel\u003c\/b\u003e way: Wear the mask of the virtuous while laughing at the absurdity of the play.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eProduct Details for the Clear (or Unclear) Mind:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e A robust, deep black fabric that survives every long night and every existential hangover.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlayful Contrast Print:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality yellow\/blue arched typography. A splash of color in an otherwise grey world—just to keep them guessing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEmpty Barrel Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A relaxed, loose fit designed to keep you comfortable even when the world around you is spinning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Subtle, ironic, and beautifully contradictory. An essential for those who gave up on the traditional concept of \"adulthood\" a long time ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Relaxed \/ Boxy Streetwear Aesthetic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Ring-Spun Heavyweight Cotton (Comfort Colors 1717 style)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePhilosophy:\u003c\/b\u003e Irony \/ Social Masking \/ Modern Cynicism\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":56980363870540,"sku":"13717213992123439556","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56980363903308,"sku":"26132404581696707910","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":56980363936076,"sku":"28867556404103883688","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56980363968844,"sku":"34698675548811038132","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":56980364001612,"sku":"13928466545844884557","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56980364034380,"sku":"28678111890643223700","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":56980364067148,"sku":"13649972391518913606","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56980364099916,"sku":"83152202399853644665","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":56980364132684,"sku":"67471884945317687374","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56980364165452,"sku":"29555569226814613522","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":56980364198220,"sku":"16792301734776420323","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56980364230988,"sku":"20808513947082023481","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":56980364263756,"sku":"10425473638694217914","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56980364296524,"sku":"90512927355953426707","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":56980364329292,"sku":"31354285984910439192","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":56980364362060,"sku":"12175490682250961471","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1038\/1397\/2300\/files\/6123354428332536116_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1775858698","url":"https:\/\/emptybarrel.store\/products\/sober","provider":"Empty Barrel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}