{"product_id":"para-you-100-cotton-t-shirt","title":"para yok","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Honesty is a luxury we can barely afford.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eYour bank app says \"no,\" but your spirit says \"yes.\" Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"57\"\u003e\"PARA YOK\"\u003c\/b\u003e tee distills the human condition into two words. It is the official uniform for those who choose to enjoy life even when the balance is in the red.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eIn the spirit of the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003eEmpty Barrel\u003c\/b\u003e, \"Para Yok\" is more than a statement about currency—it’s a philosophy. It’s about surfing through your overdraft with style and meeting material madness with a healthy dose of humor. Diogenes famously walked through the marketplace saying, \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"274\"\u003e\"How many things I can do without!\"\u003c\/i\u003e This shirt is for those who realize that having \"no money\" is just a temporary state of being, but having no style is a tragedy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eMinimalist, direct, and unapologetically honest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eProduct Details for the Empty Pocket (and High Standards):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Premium Heavyweight Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e Feels like high-end luxury, even when the pockets are empty.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCrisp White Print:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality screen print on deep black—sharp contrast that outlasts any financial crisis.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAuthentic Boxy Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A classic, loose cut for maximum coolness in every situation, from the street to the stoop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e International urban style meets cynical reality. Wear it while window shopping or whenever you have to pay the bill with nothing but charm.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003eTechnical \u0026amp; Safety Information:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Cotton (Gildan 5000)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarranty:\u003c\/b\u003e 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland (Directive 1999\/44\/EC).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarnings:\u003c\/b\u003e For adults. Made in Nicaragua.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry: low heat. Do not iron. 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