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Pair it with absolutely anything. Or nothing. Diogenes wouldn't care, and neither should you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 255);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":57204068712780,"sku":"24602324199279659762","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57204068745548,"sku":"30039303950802661166","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":57204068778316,"sku":"25138725041023468968","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57204068811084,"sku":"20650873565195609083","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":57204068843852,"sku":"12081770621953812820","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57204068876620,"sku":"20787288809129300383","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":57204068909388,"sku":"12891177020791624933","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57204068942156,"sku":"12131806549978471967","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":57204068974924,"sku":"27802477343852191853","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57204069007692,"sku":"30778181762853432072","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":57204069040460,"sku":"81273348838669193260","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":57204069073228,"sku":"22624853174337161958","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1038\/1397\/2300\/files\/12039187063383913602_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1778246651","url":"https:\/\/emptybarrel.store\/products\/low-budget-high-wisdom","provider":"Empty Barrel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}